Revelatory Rockstar Pillows

'There's nothing clever about getting drun . . . WOW!'

Tuning Up for the Air Guitar Competition

"I remember him before he was getting hte winter fuel allowance."

Fuzz - Max smashes his guitar.

"Iggy Pop? More like Iggy Grandpop."

'Your drug test came back positive. Welcome aboard.'

Rock star uses phone on stage: 'Hang on Mom, I'm just putting you on speakerphone.'

The concert was going smoothly until Frankenstein's band played a ballad.

'I knew it was time to do something when I leapt from the stage to do some body surfing and the crowd parted.'

All Les's dreams of stardom were coming true, and he'd only played one note.

'Row, row, row your boat, Gently down the stream...'

"He's got a great future behind him!"

Rod Stewart

'When are you going to give up this 9 to 5 nonsense and become a rock star like your brother?'

Band Aid-style rock stars wear T-shirts that read : 'Feed my ego'.

'He's so hip he even used rock 'n roll-on deodorant.'

Santa Metal Claus

'No you idiot! You're supposed to smash your guitar AFTER the show! What are you going to play now?'

'Here's one my dad wrote.'

Electric guitar

"The Who used to smash up their instruments after their shows — have you ever considered that?"

He's got 'I'm in grant renewal heaven' all over him.

'I don't know about you lot but I've just played Proud Mary.'