Career Rockstar Pillows

'Impressive resume. Great interview. But can you rock?'

...gon make you sweat...gon make you groove

"My favorite way to start the day...coffee, danish, and a data dump."

Rocking Witches.

"I remember him before he was getting hte winter fuel allowance."

Fuzz - Max smashes his guitar.

Rock and Roll

'The grammar's awful and the spelling's atrocious - otherwise it's an impressive CV.'

'Man it's a tough crowd tonight!'

Rock star uses phone on stage: 'Hang on Mom, I'm just putting you on speakerphone.'

"These are excellent qualifications... so good that our largest competitor would gladly pay you twice as much."

The concert was going smoothly until Frankenstein's band played a ballad.

'Dow goes up, Dow goes 'round, but we'll keep rockin' 'til the Fed cracks down . . . '

"The time has come for some tough cost-cutting decisions, and I'm forced to ask myself, do we really need a bass?"

"Iggy Pop? More like Iggy Grandpop."

'Your drug test came back positive. Welcome aboard.'

Rock On

' I said, you WIN, I'll pay your dorm rent!!!'

'I knew it was time to do something when I leapt from the stage to do some body surfing and the crowd parted.'

"He's got a great future behind him!"

'Row, row, row your boat, Gently down the stream...'

'Forget whale song, I'm giving them some death metal.'

"The next one is a hard-rockin', kick-ass, take-no-prisoners tune we wrote about turning sixty."

Rod Stewart

'When are you going to give up this 9 to 5 nonsense and become a rock star like your brother?'