Career Rockstar Pillows

'Impressive resume. Great interview. But can you rock?'

Robert Fripp

ZZZZZZZ Top

"My favorite way to start the day...coffee, danish, and a data dump."

Rocking Witches.

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"I remember him before he was getting hte winter fuel allowance."

...gon make you sweat...gon make you groove

Freddie Mercury

Fuzz - Max smashes his guitar.

Liam Gallagher.

Jimi Hendrix.

Rock and Roll

'The grammar's awful and the spelling's atrocious - otherwise it's an impressive CV.'

"Next, I'd like to play 'Guantanamera.'"

'Your drug test came back positive. Welcome aboard.'

"These are excellent qualifications... so good that our largest competitor would gladly pay you twice as much."

Ringo Starr

Rock star uses phone on stage: 'Hang on Mom, I'm just putting you on speakerphone.'

The concert was going smoothly until Frankenstein's band played a ballad.

'Dow goes up, Dow goes 'round, but we'll keep rockin' 'til the Fed cracks down . . . '

Ray Davies

'Man it's a tough crowd tonight!'

"Iggy Pop? More like Iggy Grandpop."

"The time has come for some tough cost-cutting decisions, and I'm forced to ask myself, do we really need a bass?"

Language purists bring correctness to a whole new level, forcing a name change for Ireland's most famous band.

Rock On

' I said, you WIN, I'll pay your dorm rent!!!'

'I knew it was time to do something when I leapt from the stage to do some body surfing and the crowd parted.'

"He's got a great future behind him!"

'Forget whale song, I'm giving them some death metal.'

'Row, row, row your boat, Gently down the stream...'

Roger McGuinn

"The next one is a hard-rockin', kick-ass, take-no-prisoners tune we wrote about turning sixty."

Rod Stewart