Future Rockstar Pillows

' I said, you WIN, I'll pay your dorm rent!!!'

Guitar.

"Papi, I don't think I play the guitar very well."

'Only one of you can come in.'

'We got Ethan this accordion to make some extra money. People pay him not to play it.'

He kept up his guitar practise...

"College basketball recruiters are after him."

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Rocking Witches.

My coach wants me to go to soccer camp. Focusing on one sport isn't good for you. But mom! I'll develop crucial life skills. Let's see. "Landing endorsements, agents and college sports scholarships." The definition of "crucial".

"I remember him before he was getting hte winter fuel allowance."

...gon make you sweat...gon make you groove

"My mom says I can start a rock band if I call it 'I Love My Mommy.' You in?"

"My mom says I can start a rock band if I call it 'I Love My Mommy'. You in?"

Fuzz - Max smashes his guitar.

Guitar Man.

Liam Gallagher.

"...then finally, I got serious and started a band."

"What do you want to be when you blow up?"

Busking, "Stop worrying your father for money."

"Play dead!" "What a long strange trip its been..."

"Next, I'd like to play 'Guantanamera.'"

Parents start infant on the way to fame.

'Why is the guitarist doing a Jack Sparrow impression?'

'Man it's a tough crowd tonight!'

'Of course we've got Marshall amps Jim! Only the best up here.'

Danae's Celebrity Career: 'Don't you know who I am?...I've decided to pursue a career as a celebrity, so I'm developing the basic language skills used in the industry.'

'I wish his guidance counselor spent more time on college plans and less time suggesting names for his band.'

Plymouth Rock

"If there is no more American Idol what am I going to do to become famous?"

"He's got a great future behind him!"

X Factor contestant dressed as a 'Y'.

All Les's dreams of stardom were coming true, and he'd only played one note.

Harold was pleased to discover that his grandson was also a big tool fan.

Dino Fest