Rockstar Persona Pillows

Fuzz - the band members have a role to play.

Robert Fripp

ZZZZZZZ Top

...gon make you sweat...gon make you groove

"I remember him before he was getting hte winter fuel allowance."

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Rocking Witches.

"We’ve nailed guitar-solo-face. Time to try playing instruments."

Freddie Mercury

Fuzz - Max smashes his guitar.

Orchestra Class Air Guitar.

Liam Gallagher.

Rock and Roll

Jimi Hendrix.

"The time has come for some tough cost-cutting decisions, and I'm forced to ask myself, do we really need a bass?"

'Your drug test came back positive. Welcome aboard.'

Ringo Starr

The concert was going smoothly until Frankenstein's band played a ballad.

"Iggy Pop? More like Iggy Grandpop."

Rock star uses phone on stage: 'Hang on Mom, I'm just putting you on speakerphone.'

Ray Davies

Language purists bring correctness to a whole new level, forcing a name change for Ireland's most famous band.

' I said, you WIN, I'll pay your dorm rent!!!'

Rock On

'I knew it was time to do something when I leapt from the stage to do some body surfing and the crowd parted.'

'Forget whale song, I'm giving them some death metal.'

"He's got a great future behind him!"

'Row, row, row your boat, Gently down the stream...'

Roger McGuinn

"The next one is a hard-rockin', kick-ass, take-no-prisoners tune we wrote about turning sixty."

Rod Stewart

Dino Fest

'When are you going to give up this 9 to 5 nonsense and become a rock star like your brother?'

Band Aid-style rock stars wear T-shirts that read : 'Feed my ego'.

'I'm with the band.'