Revelatory Rockstar Prints

'There's nothing clever about getting drun . . . WOW!'

Robert Fripp

ZZZZZZZ Top

"I remember him before he was getting hte winter fuel allowance."

Tuning Up for the Air Guitar Competition

Freddie Mercury

Fuzz - Max smashes his guitar.

Liam Gallagher.

Jimi Hendrix.

Ray Davies

The concert was going smoothly until Frankenstein's band played a ballad.

Ringo Starr

Rock star uses phone on stage: 'Hang on Mom, I'm just putting you on speakerphone.'

'Your drug test came back positive. Welcome aboard.'

"Iggy Pop? More like Iggy Grandpop."

Language purists bring correctness to a whole new level, forcing a name change for Ireland's most famous band.

'I knew it was time to do something when I leapt from the stage to do some body surfing and the crowd parted.'

Roger McGuinn

"He's got a great future behind him!"

All Les's dreams of stardom were coming true, and he'd only played one note.

'Row, row, row your boat, Gently down the stream...'

Rod Stewart

'When are you going to give up this 9 to 5 nonsense and become a rock star like your brother?'

Band Aid-style rock stars wear T-shirts that read : 'Feed my ego'.

Santa Metal Claus

'He's so hip he even used rock 'n roll-on deodorant.'

Peter Gabriel

Electric guitar

Mick Jagger

'No you idiot! You're supposed to smash your guitar AFTER the show! What are you going to play now?'

'Here's one my dad wrote.'

Pete Townshend

"The Who used to smash up their instruments after their shows — have you ever considered that?"

He's got 'I'm in grant renewal heaven' all over him.

'I don't know about you lot but I've just played Proud Mary.'