Mommy's Little Rockstar Pillows

"My mom says I can start a rock band if I call it 'I Love My Mommy'. You in?"

Robert Fripp

He kept up his guitar practise...

ZZZZZZZ Top

The No No No's

Freddie Mercury

Guitar Man.

"...then finally, I got serious and started a band."

Rock and Roll

'Okay mum, I'll eat it all up. But I doubt I'll grow big and strong on this muck!'

Jimi Hendrix.

"Play dead!" "What a long strange trip its been..."

'Why is the guitarist doing a Jack Sparrow impression?'

Ray Davies

"Iggy Pop? More like Iggy Grandpop."

Rock star uses phone on stage: 'Hang on Mom, I'm just putting you on speakerphone.'

'Your drug test came back positive. Welcome aboard.'

'Of course we've got Marshall amps Jim! Only the best up here.'

"The time has come for some tough cost-cutting decisions, and I'm forced to ask myself, do we really need a bass?"

The concert was going smoothly until Frankenstein's band played a ballad.

Ringo Starr

Plymouth Rock

Language purists bring correctness to a whole new level, forcing a name change for Ireland's most famous band.

Rock On

'I knew it was time to do something when I leapt from the stage to do some body surfing and the crowd parted.'

'Forget whale song, I'm giving them some death metal.'

'Row, row, row your boat, Gently down the stream...'

Roger McGuinn

"The next one is a hard-rockin', kick-ass, take-no-prisoners tune we wrote about turning sixty."

Rock on Grandma!

Rod Stewart

"I can always tell when the kids go back to school. Everyone is so happy and relaxed."

'When are you going to give up this 9 to 5 nonsense and become a rock star like your brother?'

Band Aid-style rock stars wear T-shirts that read : 'Feed my ego'.

Harold was pleased to discover that his grandson was also a big tool fan.