Mommy's Little Rockstar Pillows

"My mom says I can start a rock band if I call it 'I Love My Mommy'. You in?"

He kept up his guitar practise...

The No No No's

Guitar Man.

"...then finally, I got serious and started a band."

'Okay mum, I'll eat it all up. But I doubt I'll grow big and strong on this muck!'

Rock and Roll

The concert was going smoothly until Frankenstein's band played a ballad.

"The time has come for some tough cost-cutting decisions, and I'm forced to ask myself, do we really need a bass?"

Rock star uses phone on stage: 'Hang on Mom, I'm just putting you on speakerphone.'

'Your drug test came back positive. Welcome aboard.'

"Iggy Pop? More like Iggy Grandpop."

Rock On

'I knew it was time to do something when I leapt from the stage to do some body surfing and the crowd parted.'

'Forget whale song, I'm giving them some death metal.'

'Row, row, row your boat, Gently down the stream...'

"The next one is a hard-rockin', kick-ass, take-no-prisoners tune we wrote about turning sixty."

Rock on Grandma!

Rod Stewart

"I can always tell when the kids go back to school. Everyone is so happy and relaxed."

'When are you going to give up this 9 to 5 nonsense and become a rock star like your brother?'

Band Aid-style rock stars wear T-shirts that read : 'Feed my ego'.

Lou Reed