Mom-lover Rocker Pillows

"My mom says I can start a rock band if I call it 'I Love My Mommy.' You in?"

"My mom says I can start a rock band if I call it 'I Love My Mommy'. You in?"

Liam Gallagher.

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'It's one of the candidates for baptism. Wants to know if he can hold the hand that shook Elvis's hand above the water.'

Plymouth Rock

'Mom is feeling sick. She caught a baby.'

Rock On

'Yeah, a lot of people say I look like Elvis. I think it's my eyes.'

Ozzy Osbourne bites the head off a chocolate bunny at his easter concert.

Fuzz - the bass player auditions.

'Just doing the school run.'

Sir Elton John

"It's your mother. She wants to know why you never summon her."

Rock n'roll.

"My all-time favorite rock group? That would be The Grateful Dead."

At the CD shop.

Elvis' autopsy

'That's it? Listen to my mom?'

Lionel Hampton and Chuck Berry

Mother and Baby

Andy Partridge

Kissing bench with rockers

Eric Clapton

Ritchie Blackmore.

Freddie Mercury

And then, right in the middle of a Warrant/Winger double bill, Rob Myers becomes the first person in history to actually have his socks rocked off.

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"Before I worked in munitions, I composed rock and roll music."

Liam Gallagher

David Bowie RIP

Mexico is struck by Beatlemania

'A pre vegetarian Paul McCartney during his early hamburger period'

Elfis

Elvis and Lionel Rose.