Rock Singer Pillows

Rock On

How Are Ya'll Feelin' Tonight?

Fuzz - the bass player auditions.

Shepherd and eurydice

"This is a lovely old song that tells of a young woman who leaves her cottage, and goes off to work. She arrives at her destination, and places some solid NHHS in a flask containing 0.50 atm ofammonia, and attempts to determine the pressures of ammonia and hydrogen sulide when equilibrium is reached."

Showbiz Awards

Demure lady with gloves

'It's good - but it's not digital quality.'

"God, I hope no one asks me to sing."

Unforgettable, that's what you are... Gnat King Cole

Tut and Carmen.

Omara Portuondo

Papageno from The Magic Flute

"After the show, I'll be autographing any computer or phone screens where my albums are streamed."

A Fairytale Update

Women's Bonnets Block the Audience View

Owing to a clerical error, Luciano Pavarotti receives kudus instead of kudos for his performance as the Duke of Mantua.

"Woke up this morning, someone had nicked my guitar..."

"Babe, I'm gonna leave you... It may take a few eons, but I am definitely gonna leave you..."

Daughters on the beach

Red Letter Days - A declaration of love in public

"Michael, your father and I are worried that you're awfully young to be singing the blues."

Fish, singing: 'I'm a sole man..'

"That is an outrageous slur."

"That's it, Tom. Here they come. Just keep playing 'Freebird.'"

Girl Band, "I wish you'd tell your mum we don't need her in the group!"

"I remember him before he was getting hte winter fuel allowance."

'You do a passable Jerry Lewis, but your Frank Sinatra stinks.'