Pop Singer Pillows

Cyndi Lauper

Prince, another that knocks Heaven's Doors

Raining men.

'I was so embarrassed when you tossed your y-fronts on stage.'

Billy strip: boy bands.

"It's a cross between pop and rap. We call it 'pap.'"

"Oh, yes - BEAUTIFUL singer he was - but could he snap his fingers. . ?"

Chugger Khan

Pop singer

Shepherd and eurydice

"This is a lovely old song that tells of a young woman who leaves her cottage, and goes off to work. She arrives at her destination, and places some solid NHHS in a flask containing 0.50 atm ofammonia, and attempts to determine the pressures of ammonia and hydrogen sulide when equilibrium is reached."

Showbiz Awards

'It's good - but it's not digital quality.'

Lennon and McCartney.

"God, I hope no one asks me to sing."

Unforgettable, that's what you are... Gnat King Cole

Omara Portuondo

Anna Calvi

A Fairytale Update

"After the show, I'll be autographing any computer or phone screens where my albums are streamed."

EWE 2.

"Woke up this morning, someone had nicked my guitar..."

Red Letter Days - A declaration of love in public

George Michael

"Michael, your father and I are worried that you're awfully young to be singing the blues."

"Babe, I'm gonna leave you... It may take a few eons, but I am definitely gonna leave you..."

Fish, singing: 'I'm a sole man..'

Cut out and keep your own Frank Sinatra.

"That is an outrageous slur."

Michael Jackson

"I remember him before he was getting hte winter fuel allowance."

"That's it, Tom. Here they come. Just keep playing 'Freebird.'"

'You do a passable Jerry Lewis, but your Frank Sinatra stinks.'

Girl Band, "I wish you'd tell your mum we don't need her in the group!"

This next song goes out to the girl who stole my heart and my guitar.