Pop Musician Pillows

Girl Band, "I wish you'd tell your mum we don't need her in the group!"

Musical notes bubble gum.

'I don't know much about history, don't know much biology ... but we'll be OK if there's a round on song lyrics.'

The last song before the party exploded.

Tina Turner

"Oh, yes - BEAUTIFUL singer he was - but could he snap his fingers. . ?"

Greatest hits, Greatest Misses.

Guitarist: 'We can freely improvise some other time ... now let's practise.' (With Derek it was always jam tomorrow)

Gianni Tatti's Dining-Room Chair

"Is Madonna amazing or what? She sings, dances, and acts, and now it turns out she's a writer, too."

"Just play the hit single, then you can do the experimental track."

The band.

"I'm astounded that your dog is channeling Eubie Blake! Has he never heard of Elton John?"

"Jeepers creepers! It's Madonna, but it's you, too, Margaret."

"Music helps with maths... like which song got to number one... which song got to number two..."

Singer and her microphone

Rod Stewart