Pop Music Pillows

'I don't know much about history, don't know much biology ... but we'll be OK if there's a round on song lyrics.'

'Fancy coming back to my room to have a look at my collection of 78's ?'

"Have they started yet or is it my Tinnitus?"

Greatest hits, Greatest Misses.

"Ye gods! Not another tedious and derivative top ten single!"

"I hear we went platinum."

"Taylor Swift tickets? Be reasonable."

"Hey! Your phone isn't turned on."

Malfunction at the boy-band factory.

'I see you've got a new single coming out.'

'CD's: Manufactured pop groups as seen on tv!'

'I don't know if I like him listening to that pop music.'

Band Aid-style rock stars wear T-shirts that read : 'Feed my ego'.

Band called ALL SORTS REALLY: 'This way, whenever someone is asked what music they like, we get a free plug.'

Tina Turner

Dad's CD: THE CLASH. Daugher's CD: WESTLIFE. She says: 'That's not music, it's just noise. Why don't you play something with a tune?'

Older and wiser

Band aid

"I'm astounded that your dog is channeling Eubie Blake! Has he never heard of Elton John?"

'Rip-off Pop Records' office with 'In the charts' and 'Out-takes to recycle' trays.

'Last week we paid £400 for a box at Convent Garden to see 'Il Barbiere Di Siviglia' and I spent the entire evening dreaming of 'Take That''.

"The only thing that's never going away is Joni Mitchell."

Famous Like Song

"We're happy to announce that we will once again send a man to space; we're even happier to announce that that man in Justin Bieber."

"Is Madonna amazing or what? She sings, dances, and acts, and now it turns out she's a writer, too."

"I knew you'd like it."

"I dooon't know this sooonngg. I'm just heeeere with my daaaaaughter and her frieeeends."

Miley Cyrus

Dolores O'Riordan

"'Simply the best' was our song."

Pop orchestra plays concert for children

'Ladies and gentlemen, the show is over. Someone misplaced my next set of recordings I was going go lip sync to.'

'Father, meet Sister Kate, she shimmies like a jelly upon a jelly plate.'

It's a Four Seasons sleeping bag.

"Music helps with maths... like which song got to number one... which song got to number two..."