Pop Musician T-Shirts

Eelton John

Anna Calvi

George Michael

Girl Band, "I wish you'd tell your mum we don't need her in the group!"

Elvis Presley

The Statue of Liberty: A Journey Fan

'I met him on a Monday and my heart stood still (would you believe?)')

Michael Jackson

Musical notes bubble gum.

'I don't know much about history, don't know much biology ... but we'll be OK if there's a round on song lyrics.'

The last song before the party exploded.

Tina Turner

"This is no time for fightin', princess, there's a war on!"

"Oh, yes - BEAUTIFUL singer he was - but could he snap his fingers. . ?"

Greatest hits, Greatest Misses.

'I was so embarrassed when you tossed your y-fronts on stage.'

Elton John

Guitarist: 'We can freely improvise some other time ... now let's practise.' (With Derek it was always jam tomorrow)

Ray Davies

Gianni Tatti's Dining-Room Chair

Robbie Williams

"Is Madonna amazing or what? She sings, dances, and acts, and now it turns out she's a writer, too."

"Just play the hit single, then you can do the experimental track."

Ringo Starr

The band.

"I'm astounded that your dog is channeling Eubie Blake! Has he never heard of Elton John?"

Justin Timberlake

"Music helps with maths... like which song got to number one... which song got to number two..."

"Jeepers creepers! It's Madonna, but it's you, too, Margaret."

'Son, it's time we had a little talk about the Byrds and the Beatles.'

Elton John

Michael Jackson: The thriller of entertainment.

Singer and her microphone

The Fab Four

"We've hit the jackpot! It's Ed Sheeran's songwriting formula."