Rock Singer Mugs

Rock On

How Are Ya'll Feelin' Tonight?

Fuzz - the bass player auditions.

Shepherd and eurydice

"This is a lovely old song that tells of a young woman who leaves her cottage, and goes off to work. She arrives at her destination, and places some solid NHHS in a flask containing 0.50 atm ofammonia, and attempts to determine the pressures of ammonia and hydrogen sulide when equilibrium is reached."

Showbiz Awards

Demure lady with gloves

'It's good - but it's not digital quality.'

Robert Fripp

Tut and Carmen.

Unforgettable, that's what you are... Gnat King Cole

Lennon and McCartney.

"God, I hope no one asks me to sing."

Omara Portuondo

Women's Bonnets Block the Audience View

A Fairytale Update

Papageno from The Magic Flute

"After the show, I'll be autographing any computer or phone screens where my albums are streamed."

Anna Calvi

EWE 2.

"Woke up this morning, someone had nicked my guitar..."

Owing to a clerical error, Luciano Pavarotti receives kudus instead of kudos for his performance as the Duke of Mantua.

ZZZZZZZ Top

"Babe, I'm gonna leave you... It may take a few eons, but I am definitely gonna leave you..."

"Michael, your father and I are worried that you're awfully young to be singing the blues."

George Michael

Daughters on the beach

Red Letter Days - A declaration of love in public

Cut out and keep your own Frank Sinatra.

"That is an outrageous slur."

Fish, singing: 'I'm a sole man..'

Michael Jackson

This next song goes out to the girl who stole my heart and my guitar.

Michael Jackson.

"Well, I'm sad for Gloria...she's gonna be bummed out when I'm twice as successful as she is."