Parenting Rockstars Pillows

The No No No's

'I love your playing....especially when you stop!'

Trombone emerges from pram. Mother says: 'I'm a firm believer in starting them young.'

"My mom says I can start a rock band if I call it 'I Love My Mommy'. You in?"

...gon make you sweat...gon make you groove

Rocking Witches.

'I felt it put it's little boot in then!'

Mother CareBaby Gap

'Still having trouble finding day care?'

"I can always tell when the kids go back to school. Everyone is so happy and relaxed."

'In a slight change to the programme, the second year jazz quartet aren't playing 'Hello Dolly'. They are however playing truant!'

Dino Fest

Baby Brunhilde

'He's so hip he even used rock 'n roll-on deodorant.'

'I'm with the band.'

Guitar Hero.

'He's at that difficult age: 0 to 16.'

Boy Learning Violin With Ear Muffs.

"Remember, Kimberly, I'm more than your agent. I'm your mother."

Add your kids' ages together...

After finishing his 5 minute guitar riff, John realized the silence was due to his filling in on the traditional service worship team that particular Sunday morning.

'My mom won't let me play 'Merchants of Mayhem.' I tried, but she's a game changer.'

'You should give her a bigger breakfast - She's just eaten my thermometer!'

'Hello, parental support hotline? I was able to rise up and become super Mom. How do I get back down?'

Very large members of a band called Broadband.

Tom Waits.

'For me, this is actually an improvement; my wife is home with our octuplets.'

"Mommy is taking the nap that you refused to take."

Boulder thinks: 'I rock.'

"It's great to be back!"