Parenting Rockstars Gifts

The No No No's

'I love your playing....especially when you stop!'

Trombone emerges from pram. Mother says: 'I'm a firm believer in starting them young.'

"My mom says I can start a rock band if I call it 'I Love My Mommy'. You in?"

Rocking Witches.

...gon make you sweat...gon make you groove

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'I felt it put it's little boot in then!'

Mother CareBaby Gap

'That's what I'm talkin' about!'

'Still having trouble finding day care?'

"I can always tell when the kids go back to school. Everyone is so happy and relaxed."

Dino Fest

'In a slight change to the programme, the second year jazz quartet aren't playing 'Hello Dolly'. They are however playing truant!'

'I'm with the band.'

'Elton John'

Baby Brunhilde

Guitar Hero.

'He's so hip he even used rock 'n roll-on deodorant.'

'He's at that difficult age: 0 to 16.'

Boy Learning Violin With Ear Muffs.

"Remember, Kimberly, I'm more than your agent. I'm your mother."

'My mom won't let me play 'Merchants of Mayhem.' I tried, but she's a game changer.'

Add your kids' ages together...

After finishing his 5 minute guitar riff, John realized the silence was due to his filling in on the traditional service worship team that particular Sunday morning.

"I know you're upset with me and I'm getting the silent treatment. Thank you."

'You should give her a bigger breakfast - She's just eaten my thermometer!'

'Hello, parental support hotline? I was able to rise up and become super Mom. How do I get back down?'

Tom Waits.

"Mommy is taking the nap that you refused to take."

Very large members of a band called Broadband.

'For me, this is actually an improvement; my wife is home with our octuplets.'

Boulder thinks: 'I rock.'

Contrary to popular belief, Elvis wasn't that well paid: 'So it's one for the money, two for the show, three to get...'

"I'm a rockhound."