Aspiring Musician Parent Gifts

Our son is so talented! But how do we get him into Juilliard?

'I love your playing....especially when you stop!'

The No No No's

Trombone emerges from pram. Mother says: 'I'm a firm believer in starting them young.'

Michael Jackson.

"If I had it all to do over again, I would have liked to be the King of Swing."

Cat on guitar

'I take from this flood of faxes that your son is in art class.'

"She gets her musical ability from me."

"Take it from the beginning. Act One. 'Gypsy.' 'May We Entertain You?' And this time, Mrs. Ritterhouse, without the Baby June split."

If Whistler and his mother were alive today.

Baby Brunhilde

Boy Learning Violin With Ear Muffs.

"He's watching too much educational TV."

'Are you the proud parents of our (drumming contest) winner?'

Igloo Art.

"Quick mommy, call Sothebys."

"I owe my success to him. I figured, if he can make it, so can I."

Michelangelo's Parents - 1481

'I painted the very same picture when I was in second grade and didn't even get a 'D'!'

A breastfeeding child learns music

'Thank you for joining me for tonight's slide flute recital!'

'The worst thing about being armless is, I'll never play guitar and become a rock star.'

'It actually works pretty good just about anywhere.'

Violin practice.

"That reminds me, I was going to get my daughter piano lessons!"

'You know, I think the kid's actually improving!' (dog is playing the violin).

'Okay, you can deduct your daughter, but you can't deduct your daughter's imaginary playmate.'

"She's already on adult coloring books."

'Will I ever get it right?'

'I'm pregnant.'

'Hi, we're Tommy Canters parents. . . you might recognise us from his drawings of us??'

'I'm a cardiologist with a child in third grade art class. What can I say?'

'Nice. Another picture of the fridge for the fridge.'

Baby Lullaby