Parents Of Young Musicians Gifts

Boy Learning Violin With Ear Muffs.

'I love your playing....especially when you stop!'

The No No No's

Trombone emerges from pram. Mother says: 'I'm a firm believer in starting them young.'

'In a slight change to the programme, the second year jazz quartet aren't playing 'Hello Dolly'. They are however playing truant!'

Cat on guitar

Baby Brunhilde

If Whistler and his mother were alive today.

"Take it from the beginning. Act One. 'Gypsy.' 'May We Entertain You?' And this time, Mrs. Ritterhouse, without the Baby June split."

'I take from this flood of faxes that your son is in art class.'

"Quick mommy, call Sothebys."

Igloo Art.

His master's voice

Michelangelo's Parents - 1481

'I painted the very same picture when I was in second grade and didn't even get a 'D'!'

A breastfeeding child learns music

Boy sells his own work outside posh modern art gallery.

'It actually works pretty good just about anywhere.'

'Thank you for joining me for tonight's slide flute recital!'

"That reminds me, I was going to get my daughter piano lessons!"

'You know, I think the kid's actually improving!' (dog is playing the violin).

'Okay, you can deduct your daughter, but you can't deduct your daughter's imaginary playmate.'

Our son is so talented! But how do we get him into Juilliard?

'I'm pregnant.'

"She's already on adult coloring books."

'Hi, we're Tommy Canters parents. . . you might recognise us from his drawings of us??'

'I'm a cardiologist with a child in third grade art class. What can I say?'

'Nice. Another picture of the fridge for the fridge.'

Baby Lullaby

"But dear, I have to attend all the school meetings. Otherwise I get volunteered for committees."