Aspiring Musician Parent Pillows

Our son is so talented! But how do we get him into Juilliard?

'I love your playing....especially when you stop!'

The No No No's

Trombone emerges from pram. Mother says: 'I'm a firm believer in starting them young.'

"If I had it all to do over again, I would have liked to be the King of Swing."

Cat on guitar

Baby Brunhilde

'I take from this flood of faxes that your son is in art class.'

"Take it from the beginning. Act One. 'Gypsy.' 'May We Entertain You?' And this time, Mrs. Ritterhouse, without the Baby June split."

"She gets her musical ability from me."

Boy Learning Violin With Ear Muffs.

"Quick mommy, call Sothebys."

Igloo Art.

"I owe my success to him. I figured, if he can make it, so can I."

'Are you the proud parents of our (drumming contest) winner?'

Michelangelo's Parents - 1481

'I painted the very same picture when I was in second grade and didn't even get a 'D'!'

A breastfeeding child learns music

'It actually works pretty good just about anywhere.'

'The worst thing about being armless is, I'll never play guitar and become a rock star.'

Violin practice.

"That reminds me, I was going to get my daughter piano lessons!"

'Okay, you can deduct your daughter, but you can't deduct your daughter's imaginary playmate.'

'You know, I think the kid's actually improving!' (dog is playing the violin).

"She's already on adult coloring books."

'I'm pregnant.'

'Will I ever get it right?'

'Hi, we're Tommy Canters parents. . . you might recognise us from his drawings of us??'

'I'm a cardiologist with a child in third grade art class. What can I say?'

'Nice. Another picture of the fridge for the fridge.'

Baby Lullaby