Piano Prodigy Parent Pillows

"That reminds me, I was going to get my daughter piano lessons!"

'I love your playing....especially when you stop!'

Felix Mendelssohn

'They were hoping to gradually introduce him to the pro game, but injuries left them no choice.'

Trombone emerges from pram. Mother says: 'I'm a firm believer in starting them young.'

'Wash your hands, it's time for your piano lessons.'

"This next one is my own quirky rendition of Berlioz's 'Symphonie Fantastique,' Movement 5, 'Dream of a Witches' Sabbath.'"

Mother puts extra long dummy in babies mouth.

Michael Jackson.

'After hours of rehearsing together, little Judy Barlow is going to play 'Three Blind Mice' while her father screams, 'Keep that racket down, will ya?''

"Should we keep the receipt in case of returns."

'You'll never be the next Micheal Phelps if you don't start working on your breaststroke.'

'Teenage Beethoven.'

'What did I tell you about playing the piano in the house?'

'The other kids at school say I might need glasses, Dad.'

The Piano Dreams Of Home

'You win. Go out and play.'

Franz Liszt

Baby Brunhilde

If Whistler and his mother were alive today.

'I take from this flood of faxes that your son is in art class.'

"Tip my boy."

Australian baby with toys hanging from his hat rather than corks

'If he starts early enough, he could be the next Rory Mcilroy.'

"Take it from the beginning. Act One. 'Gypsy.' 'May We Entertain You?' And this time, Mrs. Ritterhouse, without the Baby June split."

Boy Learning Violin With Ear Muffs.

Ludwig Van Beethoven

'I hereby sentence you to three years of piano lessons.'

"Quick mommy, call Sothebys."

"He's watching too much educational TV."

Igloo Art.

'Are you the proud parents of our (drumming contest) winner?'

'Dad a dachshund is really half a dog high and two dog long...'

"Attention, please. At 8:45 A.M. on Tuesday, July 29, 2008, you are all scheduled to take the New York State Bar Exam."

"I only accept students with natural talent. Your kid's talent is unnatural."