Proud Parent Of Genius Pillows

"Someday she'll solve the world's problems."

"I will always cheer you on, but I will never 'Woo-hoo!' you."

"I miss the Augean stables."

Children in fancy dress on the way to music lessons

'Son, I want you to get out there and play like I've never played before.'

'You could say this is how my husband and I support local arts.'

'I take from this flood of faxes that your son is in art class.'

'It just says strange things happened after she ate the wafers. It doesn't mention their street value.'

"Remember, Kimberly, I'm more than your agent. I'm your mother."

"Look what I found in the garage! My old music speakers!"

'Congratulations! It's one of the beautiful people!'

'Boasting bumper stickers.'

Proud Mum.

"Quick mommy, call Sothebys."

'Are you the proud parents of our (drumming contest) winner?'

"Look Daddy, at least the poor economy hasn't affected the Tooth Fairy yet!"

Igloo Art.

'You read him Jack and the Beanstalk again, didn't you?'

"Mom, there's a monster under my bed. Can we keep it?"

'I painted the very same picture when I was in second grade and didn't even get a 'D'!'

'Good morning, Dad, It's your turn to be the cowboys!'

'That's not the image I wanted to leave him with.'

'It actually works pretty good just about anywhere.'

"What a day. I played tag, a yucky girl kissed me, and I got the school's computers back online."

"If you like the baby pictures you should see the 'Making Of' video!"

"I'm really proud of my daughter. She's a thorn in the side of the patriarchy."

'Okay, you can deduct your daughter, but you can't deduct your daughter's imaginary playmate.'

'Mom, did the stork beta test me before I was delivered here?'

Kangaroo moms chatting in the rain.

"She's already on adult coloring books."

"When did our kids become mobsters?"

"We're still figuring out how to monetise him."

'Are you happy, dad? I'm good on reading! I can read fish dealers' websites... your credit card number...'

". . . and this little piggy said 'to heck with it. Let's all go down to the Market Tavern!'"

"Delia, I’d like you to meet one of my oldest and dearest friends."