Proud Parent Of Genius Pillows

"He's watching too much educational TV."

"Someday she'll solve the world's problems."

"I will always cheer you on, but I will never 'Woo-hoo!' you."

"I miss the Augean stables."

Children in fancy dress on the way to music lessons

'Son, I want you to get out there and play like I've never played before.'

'You could say this is how my husband and I support local arts.'

'I take from this flood of faxes that your son is in art class.'

'It just says strange things happened after she ate the wafers. It doesn't mention their street value.'

"Remember, Kimberly, I'm more than your agent. I'm your mother."

'Boasting bumper stickers.'

'Are you the proud parents of our (drumming contest) winner?'

Proud Mum.

'Congratulations! It's one of the beautiful people!'

"Look what I found in the garage! My old music speakers!"

Igloo Art.

"Quick mommy, call Sothebys."

"Look Daddy, at least the poor economy hasn't affected the Tooth Fairy yet!"

'You read him Jack and the Beanstalk again, didn't you?'

'I painted the very same picture when I was in second grade and didn't even get a 'D'!'

"Mom, there's a monster under my bed. Can we keep it?"

'Good morning, Dad, It's your turn to be the cowboys!'

"If you like the baby pictures you should see the 'Making Of' video!"

'That's not the image I wanted to leave him with.'

"What a day. I played tag, a yucky girl kissed me, and I got the school's computers back online."

'It actually works pretty good just about anywhere.'

"I'm really proud of my daughter. She's a thorn in the side of the patriarchy."

'Mom, did the stork beta test me before I was delivered here?'

'Okay, you can deduct your daughter, but you can't deduct your daughter's imaginary playmate.'

Kangaroo moms chatting in the rain.

"Delia, I’d like you to meet one of my oldest and dearest friends."

". . . and this little piggy said 'to heck with it. Let's all go down to the Market Tavern!'"

'Are you happy, dad? I'm good on reading! I can read fish dealers' websites... your credit card number...'

"We're still figuring out how to monetise him."

"When did our kids become mobsters?"