Mom To A Genius Pillows

'You see Mum, I've modified your FM-radio to be powered straight from the electric fence...'

"No, the cordless embryo isn't available."

"I have a feeling he understands more than we think."

"Hang on. Mommy's just checking to see if she's still relevant to the outside world."

"One day mommy's slime molds will all be yours!"

Baby has used blocks to spell out 'SO VERY BORED'.

'Wendy! I'm glad you came over! I want you to see my baby's ultrasound hologram!'

'Don't worry, he'll soon grow into it.'

Laptops

"Technology is for babies!"

"Look. He's just created his first text output object."

"She's pretty smart. She already knows enough to spit out vegetables."

"I got the kids to try more vegetables by putting sugar in the salt shaker."

"No, dear, the baby didn't take a selfie. It's an ultrasound."

Stroller Cellphone

"He's watching too much educational TV."

'Before you return Principal Harris's phone call, I would like to remind you that having a 'living' dependant is an excellent tax deduction.'

'My parents didn't want me to get left behind.'

"Mommy, can I help you feed the troll?"

'I painted the very same picture when I was in second grade and didn't even get a 'D'!'

Upset mother to son: 'Would it kill you to check your poor mother's blog once in a while?'

'It's a GPS for busy mothers. It tells you if you're coming or going.'

"Mom! Download this app, make an account, sign in and scan this code to see what I made for you."

"What a day. I played tag, a yucky girl kissed me, and I got the school's computers back online."

"He needs his five-a-day."

"This app helps you create expletives during labor for reproach, vilification and revilement."

Block block.

'It looks like your son hasn't changed his underwear in a year,'

'Mom, did the stork beta test me before I was delivered here?'

'The frame isn't fooling her.'

Cell phone.

"Next time I get my hair done, don't tell people I was out getting a software update."

Text your mother.

'Are you happy, dad? I'm good on reading! I can read fish dealers' websites... your credit card number...'

'I make a great business consultant because I'm too smart to have a business of my own.'