Parent To A Little Tech Genius Pillows

"What a day. I played tag, a yucky girl kissed me, and I got the school's computers back online."

"Her first word was 'paparazzi'. "

"String ... you mean it doesn't have a remote controller to operate it?"

"I don't know what else we can do. He won't look up from the screen!"

"I can't find my other boot. I need to be rebooted."

'Don't leave baby alone with this really cool tiny phone. It's a choking hazard.'

"We realize that kids start using technology at a younger age these days, so our strollers come with Bluetooth, Wi-Fi and GPS."

'I told you to invite a friend over.'

A child sitting on a swing - while playing with a hand-held electronic device or phone

'Do I get to take an 'elfie' with Santa, too?'

"Could you repeat that word?"

'She posted her first blog today.'

The Digital Family

"Yes, you were born into the era of passwords and user-names. . . why do you ask, Mycat_2014?"

'After we learn the alphabet, are we going to learn how to text?'

Kid is 'Born to Text'.

"Right here is your baby’s infrastructure, and in a month or so we’ll be able to see the analytics."

Lemonade Stand With Free Wi-Fi

"Getting dark, Sweetie. Better text Mom you love her."

'Don't worry about the thumb sucking...she'll be texting with it soon enough.'

i-teddy

"We're so proud. Only 5 months old and already knows how to scroll and swipe."

'I won't be writing this year, you can find my list on my blog.'

"Don't worry about her sucking her thumb. Soon she'll be texting with it."

"No, I don't play. I just watch people play on the internet."

Modern Day Kids Playing 'Telephone'

"I don't have time for piggy banks. Can't I just buy an ATM?"

Oh, sorry, it's in airplane mode.""

"The Internet ate my baby!"

Go Play Outside - it's so real, you kids will almost smell the virtual fresh air!

You don't have to explain the software to me. I wrote it.

"He has the tweeting skills of a man twice his age."

James Gandolfini in his driveway with a tablet

'We're beta testing Goo-Goo Glass.'

"What do you think is a good step goal for someone who's just started walking?"