Kid Tech Genius Pillows

'well, that proves that. Mom's phone doesn't have a 'Float' app.'

"String ... you mean it doesn't have a remote controller to operate it?"

'It was bound to happen - they're beginning to think like binary computers.'

"I don't know what else we can do. He won't look up from the screen!"

"I can't find my other boot. I need to be rebooted."

Tamagotchi paralysis.

"Could you repeat that word?"

"Yes, you were born into the era of passwords and user-names. . . why do you ask, Mycat_2014?"

'After we learn the alphabet, are we going to learn how to text?'

Lemonade Stand With Free Wi-Fi

"He's my school project for science class."

'I won't be writing this year, you can find my list on my blog.'

"No, I don't play. I just watch people play on the internet."

You don't have to explain the software to me. I wrote it.

Go Play Outside - it's so real, you kids will almost smell the virtual fresh air!

"He has the tweeting skills of a man twice his age."

Modern Day Kids Playing 'Telephone'

Oh, sorry, it's in airplane mode.""

"Its's a beautiful day. Why don't you play outside?"

Children sitting in bumper cars playing on their cellphones.

Modern Childhood

Updated Nursery Rhymes. And this little piggy played Wii, Wii, Wii all day long!

Children's party - Pin the Tail using a tablet

"It must be still charging."

"I don't care what Siri said. Wheaty Puffs are good for you, so eat them up."

"Can we wait a few seconds? I'm downloading the Excuse App."

"Are we there yet? Are we there yet?..."

"I couldn't get a signal while I was at the mall. I can now relate to those songs that sing about the blues."

"It seems our precious three year old hacked into the White House with his playtime computer!"

'He's not potty trained yet but he defragged the computer.'

"Today in school we learned how to text our names."

"I've been interfacing with mud."

"What do you mean I have to be more active? Today I visited websites on swimming, biking and climbing."

'Here, Santa. My wish list wouldn't fit on paper, so take this flash drive.'

"Goodnight - I'll text you a bedtime story."