Parental Rockstar Pillows

"I can always tell when the kids go back to school. Everyone is so happy and relaxed."

'What would your mum say if she saw you drawing all over the wall like that?'

Robert Fripp

"I got 30 likes but Mom's was not one of them."

ZZZZZZZ Top

The No No No's

Trombone emerges from pram. Mother says: 'I'm a firm believer in starting them young.'

"My mom says I can start a rock band if I call it 'I Love My Mommy'. You in?"

"I remember him before he was getting hte winter fuel allowance."

Freddie Mercury

Fuzz - Max smashes his guitar.

Liam Gallagher.

'I felt it put it's little boot in then!'

Jimi Hendrix.

Ringo Starr

The concert was going smoothly until Frankenstein's band played a ballad.

'You know, termite queens have over 100 million offspring. I mean, just saying...'

'Your drug test came back positive. Welcome aboard.'

Rock star uses phone on stage: 'Hang on Mom, I'm just putting you on speakerphone.'

Mom, I think you're carrying us too much.

Ray Davies

"Iggy Pop? More like Iggy Grandpop."

Language purists bring correctness to a whole new level, forcing a name change for Ireland's most famous band.

'I knew it was time to do something when I leapt from the stage to do some body surfing and the crowd parted.'

Roger McGuinn

"How many times have I told you kids to turn off the light when you leave a room?!"

All Les's dreams of stardom were coming true, and he'd only played one note.

"He's got a great future behind him!"

'Row, row, row your boat, Gently down the stream...'

Rod Stewart

Apprehensive about leaving the baby with a sitter for the first time, Michelle scales back her romantic dinner with Al.

'When are you going to give up this 9 to 5 nonsense and become a rock star like your brother?'

Band Aid-style rock stars wear T-shirts that read : 'Feed my ego'.

Mick Jagger

Santa Metal Claus