Parental Rockstar Mugs

"I can always tell when the kids go back to school. Everyone is so happy and relaxed."

'What would your mum say if she saw you drawing all over the wall like that?'

"I got 30 likes but Mom's was not one of them."

The No No No's

Trombone emerges from pram. Mother says: 'I'm a firm believer in starting them young.'

"My mom says I can start a rock band if I call it 'I Love My Mommy'. You in?"

"I remember him before he was getting hte winter fuel allowance."

Fuzz - Max smashes his guitar.

'I felt it put it's little boot in then!'

Rock star uses phone on stage: 'Hang on Mom, I'm just putting you on speakerphone.'

'You know, termite queens have over 100 million offspring. I mean, just saying...'

The concert was going smoothly until Frankenstein's band played a ballad.

'Your drug test came back positive. Welcome aboard.'

"Iggy Pop? More like Iggy Grandpop."

'I knew it was time to do something when I leapt from the stage to do some body surfing and the crowd parted.'

"He's got a great future behind him!"

All Les's dreams of stardom were coming true, and he'd only played one note.

'Row, row, row your boat, Gently down the stream...'

"How many times have I told you kids to turn off the light when you leave a room?!"

Rod Stewart

'When are you going to give up this 9 to 5 nonsense and become a rock star like your brother?'

Band Aid-style rock stars wear T-shirts that read : 'Feed my ego'.

Santa Metal Claus