Rock Star At Sea Pillows

Rock the Boat.

Pete Townshend Vineyards

Robert Fripp

ZZZZZZZ Top

"My mom says I can start a rock band if I call it 'I Love My Mommy'. You in?"

Tuning Up for the Air Guitar Competition

Freddie Mercury

Fuzz - Max smashes his guitar.

Jimi Hendrix.

Ray Davies

The concert was going smoothly until Frankenstein's band played a ballad.

'Punk Rock?'

Ringo Starr

Rock star uses phone on stage: 'Hang on Mom, I'm just putting you on speakerphone.'

'Your drug test came back positive. Welcome aboard.'

"Iggy Pop? More like Iggy Grandpop."

Language purists bring correctness to a whole new level, forcing a name change for Ireland's most famous band.

'I knew it was time to do something when I leapt from the stage to do some body surfing and the crowd parted.'

Roger McGuinn

"I am wearying of the crew's constant repetition of the same old sea shanties."

'Row, row, row your boat, Gently down the stream...'

Rod Stewart

'When are you going to give up this 9 to 5 nonsense and become a rock star like your brother?'

Band Aid-style rock stars wear T-shirts that read : 'Feed my ego'.

Santa Metal Claus

'Go deep.'

Peter Gabriel

Electric guitar

Mick Jagger

'No you idiot! You're supposed to smash your guitar AFTER the show! What are you going to play now?'

Musician plugged into amp.

Pete Townshend

"The Who used to smash up their instruments after their shows — have you ever considered that?"

'I don't know about you lot but I've just played Proud Mary.'

"A five, six, seven, eight, Mooooom!"