Rockstar On A Scaffold Pillows

'I play heavy metal.'

Pete Townshend Vineyards

"My mom says I can start a rock band if I call it 'I Love My Mommy'. You in?"

"We’ve nailed guitar-solo-face. Time to try playing instruments."

Fuzz - Max smashes his guitar.

Orchestra Class Air Guitar.

Rock and Roll

And this is a little ditty I wrote called 'the third quarters profit and loss account' ...Colin often wished that he'd followed his first love and taken up a career as a musician

'Punk Rock?'

Rock star uses phone on stage: 'Hang on Mom, I'm just putting you on speakerphone.'

'Your drug test came back positive. Welcome aboard.'

The concert was going smoothly until Frankenstein's band played a ballad.

"Iggy Pop? More like Iggy Grandpop."

"The time has come for some tough cost-cutting decisions, and I'm forced to ask myself, do we really need a bass?"

Rock On

'I knew it was time to do something when I leapt from the stage to do some body surfing and the crowd parted.'

'Forget whale song, I'm giving them some death metal.'

'Row, row, row your boat, Gently down the stream...'

"The next one is a hard-rockin', kick-ass, take-no-prisoners tune we wrote about turning sixty."

Rod Stewart

'When are you going to give up this 9 to 5 nonsense and become a rock star like your brother?'

Band Aid-style rock stars wear T-shirts that read : 'Feed my ego'.

Christine McVie

Musician plugged into amp.

Santa Metal Claus