Rockstar On A Scaffold Gifts

'I play heavy metal.'

Pete Townshend Vineyards

Robert Fripp

ZZZZZZZ Top

"My mom says I can start a rock band if I call it 'I Love My Mommy'. You in?"

"We’ve nailed guitar-solo-face. Time to try playing instruments."

Freddie Mercury

Fuzz - Max smashes his guitar.

Orchestra Class Air Guitar.

Rock and Roll

Jimi Hendrix.

And this is a little ditty I wrote called 'the third quarters profit and loss account' ...Colin often wished that he'd followed his first love and taken up a career as a musician

Ray Davies

'Your drug test came back positive. Welcome aboard.'

Rock star uses phone on stage: 'Hang on Mom, I'm just putting you on speakerphone.'

"The time has come for some tough cost-cutting decisions, and I'm forced to ask myself, do we really need a bass?"

'Punk Rock?'

The concert was going smoothly until Frankenstein's band played a ballad.

Ringo Starr

"Iggy Pop? More like Iggy Grandpop."

Language purists bring correctness to a whole new level, forcing a name change for Ireland's most famous band.

Rock On

'I knew it was time to do something when I leapt from the stage to do some body surfing and the crowd parted.'

Roger McGuinn

'Forget whale song, I'm giving them some death metal.'

'Row, row, row your boat, Gently down the stream...'

"The next one is a hard-rockin', kick-ass, take-no-prisoners tune we wrote about turning sixty."

Rod Stewart

'When are you going to give up this 9 to 5 nonsense and become a rock star like your brother?'

Band Aid-style rock stars wear T-shirts that read : 'Feed my ego'.

Mick Jagger

Santa Metal Claus

Peter Gabriel

Musician plugged into amp.

Christine McVie