Playroom Rockstar Gifts

"He responds so enthusiastically to music, we sometimes wonder if he'll grow up to be an entirely average person who enjoys music."

"He likes it."

"I remember him before he was getting hte winter fuel allowance."

"We’ve nailed guitar-solo-face. Time to try playing instruments."

Fuzz - Max smashes his guitar.

Orchestra Class Air Guitar.

Liam Gallagher.

And this is a little ditty I wrote called 'the third quarters profit and loss account' ...Colin often wished that he'd followed his first love and taken up a career as a musician

Zappo's Air Guitars.

"He's got a great future behind him!"

'When you approach a customer, don't have your hands in your pockets.'

'He's so hip he even used rock 'n roll-on deodorant.'

Rock & Roll

'Here's one my dad wrote.'

He's got 'I'm in grant renewal heaven' all over him.

101 uses of a dead cat: rocking horse

F&E Antiques. Ernie, tell customers that we restocked our inventory, not that we have "all new antiques."

Prince, another that knocks Heaven's Doors

Child to another child - 'En garde!'

"Doesn't anybody play the harp anymore?"

He played the infamous suicide note.

"From rocker to rocker."

Charts and Graphs Greatest Hits

Children.

Ferrero Rocker

'I play heavy metal.'

Blondie/Debbie Harry (caricature)

Fuzz - Max almost chokes on his own vomit.

When Rock Bands Comply with Health and Safety Rules.

Marilyn Manson.

Alice Cooper

"They're meant to be crap, right?"

The $68.00 comeback special

Freddie Mercury

"Here's a little song I wrote at my parents home while they screamed at me to move out and get a real job or at least go back for a year of community college."