Runway Rockstar Gifts

Health.

"My favorite way to start the day...coffee, danish, and a data dump."

"I remember him before he was getting hte winter fuel allowance."

Fuzz - Max smashes his guitar.

And this is a little ditty I wrote called 'the third quarters profit and loss account' ...Colin often wished that he'd followed his first love and taken up a career as a musician

"He's got a great future behind him!"

'When you approach a customer, don't have your hands in your pockets.'

Healthy.

The Bland Leading the Bland

'Here's one my dad wrote.'

'He's so hip he even used rock 'n roll-on deodorant.'

He's got 'I'm in grant renewal heaven' all over him.

Jane found she just couldn't handle the fast-paced life of a runway model

Charts and Graphs Greatest Hits

"From rocker to rocker."

Ferrero Rocker

"Trick or treat, and here's a list of my known food allergies."

Blondie/Debbie Harry (caricature)

When Rock Bands Comply with Health and Safety Rules.

Spring Cleaning

"He responds so enthusiastically to music, we sometimes wonder if he'll grow up to be an entirely average person who enjoys music."

Fashion week

"Coming down the runway, Rachel is wearing corn flakes, a nursing bra, and the same maternity leggings from yesterday."

'I never learned to walk on two legs, and I've done all right for myself.'

Model Village

What To Wear On The Interstate -The Spring Collection

"It's our belief that Mr. Wetherall is one of the very few C.E.O.s in America who can do Chuck Berry."

'Other runners may be faster but I have the most fashionable running shoes.'

'Do you have a gun permit?'