Rockstar Vibes Gifts

When Rock Bands Comply with Health and Safety Rules.

Noddy Holder

"This song is dedicated to our parents, and is in the form of a plea for more adequate supervision."

Fuzz - Max almost chokes on his own vomit.

Robert Fripp

"Our Summer Citrus IPA contains your full daily requirement of fruit and fiber."

Anna Calvi

A Punk Rocker Cocoon.

ZZZZZZZ Top

"I'll have the drum an sea bass, the house salad and the techno nachos!"

"I remember him before he was getting hte winter fuel allowance."

Freddie Mercury

Fuzz - Max smashes his guitar.

Liam Gallagher.

"Come to our microbrew party Saturday. It's B.Y.O.B. — Bring Your Own Brewery."

Jimi Hendrix.

Rock and Roll

"You'll find that as a restaurateur I've worked hard to showcase the finest in organic and free range ingredients that have been harvested and prepared in authentic and traditional ways."

Ringo Starr

"The time has come for some tough cost-cutting decisions, and I'm forced to ask myself, do we really need a bass?"

Ray Davies

The concert was going smoothly until Frankenstein's band played a ballad.

Rock star uses phone on stage: 'Hang on Mom, I'm just putting you on speakerphone.'

"Iggy Pop? More like Iggy Grandpop."

'Your drug test came back positive. Welcome aboard.'

Language purists bring correctness to a whole new level, forcing a name change for Ireland's most famous band.

Rock On

'I knew it was time to do something when I leapt from the stage to do some body surfing and the crowd parted.'

Zappo's Air Guitars.

'Row, row, row your boat, Gently down the stream...'

"Thousands of craft beers and I still haven't found one with a smooth, kibble finish."

"He's got a great future behind him!"

Roger McGuinn

'Forget whale song, I'm giving them some death metal.'

"The next one is a hard-rockin', kick-ass, take-no-prisoners tune we wrote about turning sixty."