Rockstar Vibes Mugs

When Rock Bands Comply with Health and Safety Rules.

"This song is dedicated to our parents, and is in the form of a plea for more adequate supervision."

"Our Summer Citrus IPA contains your full daily requirement of fruit and fiber."

A Punk Rocker Cocoon.

"I'll have the drum an sea bass, the house salad and the techno nachos!"

"I remember him before he was getting hte winter fuel allowance."

Fuzz - Max smashes his guitar.

"Come to our microbrew party Saturday. It's B.Y.O.B. — Bring Your Own Brewery."

Rock and Roll

The concert was going smoothly until Frankenstein's band played a ballad.

Rock star uses phone on stage: 'Hang on Mom, I'm just putting you on speakerphone.'

"You'll find that as a restaurateur I've worked hard to showcase the finest in organic and free range ingredients that have been harvested and prepared in authentic and traditional ways."

"The time has come for some tough cost-cutting decisions, and I'm forced to ask myself, do we really need a bass?"

'Your drug test came back positive. Welcome aboard.'

"Iggy Pop? More like Iggy Grandpop."

Rock On

'I knew it was time to do something when I leapt from the stage to do some body surfing and the crowd parted.'

Zappo's Air Guitars.

"He's got a great future behind him!"

'Forget whale song, I'm giving them some death metal.'

"Thousands of craft beers and I still haven't found one with a smooth, kibble finish."

'Row, row, row your boat, Gently down the stream...'

"The next one is a hard-rockin', kick-ass, take-no-prisoners tune we wrote about turning sixty."

Rod Stewart

'When are you going to give up this 9 to 5 nonsense and become a rock star like your brother?'

Band Aid-style rock stars wear T-shirts that read : 'Feed my ego'.

Christine McVie