Rockstar Reverie Gifts

'Boy...usually it just gently weeps.'

Anna Calvi

"I remember him before he was getting hte winter fuel allowance."

"Does my bum look big in this aria?"

Fuzz - Max smashes his guitar.

Liam Gallagher.

Desperate to escape 2017, a scientist built his own time machine.

Drunken singers in a public house

"He's got a great future behind him!"

'Here's one my dad wrote.'

'He's so hip he even used rock 'n roll-on deodorant.'

He's got 'I'm in grant renewal heaven' all over him.

Circus Act

Cows dancing at a n outdoor festival,

Prince, another that knocks Heaven's Doors

"Hey! Your phone isn't turned on."

"From rocker to rocker."

He played the infamous suicide note.

Ferrero Rocker

Blondie/Debbie Harry (caricature)

Fuzz - Max almost chokes on his own vomit.

When Rock Bands Comply with Health and Safety Rules.

Titian

Speleologist

Man using guitar as golf club.

Marilyn Manson.

It appears the robots have skipped consciousness and gone straight to self-consciousness.

Freddie Mercury

'My next song is about a singer who should get into another line of work.'

Steve Morse

Mexico is struck by Beatlemania

"For the last time, Bellows, it's stomp stomp clap, we will, we will rock. Now, from the top..."

"Try this medication. It's worked for my other patients who were dropped by their labels."

'Grand Opera retirement home'

Noddy Holder