Robot Reverie Gifts

"But if you change your system preferences to match mine, is it really love?"

Bot Art: After da Vinci

"I'm looking for something really dull and repetitive."

Robot Painter

Desperate to escape 2017, a scientist built his own time machine.

"Why are all of your answers so mechanical?"

Bot Art: After Mary Cassatt

Coffee Shop and Battery Charging Station

"Shouldn't have, you really."

Employee of the Month

Artificial hearts.

Institute for Artificial Intelligence.

'It just dawned on me that every time we make a phone call, it's a robocall.'

'What do you mean, you want a coffee break?!'

"Howdy folks. My name is Mary-Lou and I'll be your server tonight."

"The difference between us and them is...they can be reproduced by unskilled labour."

"Sure, he has artificial intelligence, but it's his artificial empathy that won me over."

"No, this is 111110100111101111 ... you want 111110100111101101."

"Et tu, Killbot 9000?"

Machine consciousness - a robot thinking. The thought is in the form of a printed circuit board. The robot is a clockwork toy robot, to emphasise the infancy of the concepts involved

"Who's the new guy?"

'The really scary part is that he is the new head of human resources.'

"Look, I'm doing the human!"

Robot on the side of a street begging with a sign that says "Outdated, help."

"I am your bot server. Page me by phone and tip me in bitcoins."

"My 'check engine' light came on."

'That must be my computer date.'

'I am not a robot.'

"Someday our robots will have all our anxieties for us."

"They're talking about birdhouses again. Time to send them birdhouse ads."

"My programming does not permit me to process new information."

'I had the heaters installed since you complained about my cold hands last time.'