Robot Reverie Prints

It appears the robots have skipped consciousness and gone straight to self-consciousness.

"But if you change your system preferences to match mine, is it really love?"

Bot Art: After da Vinci

"I'm looking for something really dull and repetitive."

',,,And we'd really like a heart for the Tin Man,,,'

Robot Painter

Desperate to escape 2017, a scientist built his own time machine.

How's your nephew doing in human school this year? Great! He has a calculator and spell checker like last year, and this fall new features have been added. With new translation software he can take language classes now, and for social studies he just clicks "history." Bonjour! I'm so proud! He has the school's highest G.P.A.! Other students can't copy off him anymore because he started using encrypted code. His favorite upgrade is the enhanced ability to process school lunches. He's bee

Bot Art: After Mary Cassatt

Employee of the Month

"Why are all of your answers so mechanical?"

Coffee Shop and Battery Charging Station

"Shouldn't have, you really."

Artificial hearts.

'It just dawned on me that every time we make a phone call, it's a robocall.'

Institute for Artificial Intelligence.

"Howdy folks. My name is Mary-Lou and I'll be your server tonight."

"The difference between us and them is...they can be reproduced by unskilled labour."

"No, this is 111110100111101111 ... you want 111110100111101101."

"Sure, he has artificial intelligence, but it's his artificial empathy that won me over."

'What do you mean, you want a coffee break?!'

"Et tu, Killbot 9000?"

Machine consciousness - a robot thinking. The thought is in the form of a printed circuit board. The robot is a clockwork toy robot, to emphasise the infancy of the concepts involved

"Who's the new guy?"

"Someday our robots will have all our anxieties for us."

Robot on the side of a street begging with a sign that says "Outdated, help."

'I am not a robot.'

'The really scary part is that he is the new head of human resources.'

'That must be my computer date.'

"Look, I'm doing the human!"

"I am your bot server. Page me by phone and tip me in bitcoins."

"They're talking about birdhouses again. Time to send them birdhouse ads."

"My 'check engine' light came on."

Now hiring. You seem very motivated. It's my internal drive!

"My programming does not permit me to process new information."