Robot Rumination Gifts

'Technology has certainly gotten smaller! Workers once were replaced by a robot, then a computer, then an app, then a flashdrive. . .'

Claus 2.0

"Meet the author"

"Look what I found, dad!"

Ascent of Machine.

How we imagined A.I. in 1977. . . How it's looking today. . .

"So, what does everyone think of XX81's suggestion for increased funding into AI research?"

"Hey, remember a few days ago, when all this was unacceptable?"

"Oh boy! Mom made microchip cookies!"

Robocop and Juliet.

"Jimmy, I want you to meet our new safety officer."

"But if you change your system preferences to match mine, is it really love?"

"The robots have become self-aware and self-loathing. Now all they do is write novels."

"Your feelings may be artificial, but that doesn't mean they're not real."

"Oh! It's you! I was expecting the machine."

"You'll do everything...accounting, marketing, manufacturing...with no pay or benefits...and three years from now we'll trade you in for a newer, sexier model."

"When you say you're behind me 100%, do you mean base ten or binary?"

That must be my computer date... (Answers door to robot).

'If I wasn't meant to destroy the world, God wouldn't have created me with atomic blasters instead of hands.'

'Keep in mind, some assembly is required.'

"Why are all of your answers so mechanical?"

Coffee Shop and Battery Charging Station

Employee of the Month

King kong 5 G.

"You're hired!"

'Why do they call these conventions when everyone here is so unconventional?'

'Okay guys - lights out!'

"Shouldn't have, you really."

"Prove you're not a human Select the squares with a bike Skip"

Telephone message - 'This is a recording. If you'd like to speak to a real live human being, forgetaboutit.