Robot Rumination Pillows

'Technology has certainly gotten smaller! Workers once were replaced by a robot, then a computer, then an app, then a flashdrive. . .'

Claus 2.0

"Meet the author"

'R2-D2 is not in. Please leave a message after the beep-wheep-zip-booop ...'

"Look what I found, dad!"

Ascent of Machine.

How we imagined A.I. in 1977. . . How it's looking today. . .

"So, what does everyone think of XX81's suggestion for increased funding into AI research?"

"Hey, remember a few days ago, when all this was unacceptable?"

"Oh boy! Mom made microchip cookies!"

'Good news. We're not Daft Punk.'

The First Martian Dog.

"Jimmy, I want you to meet our new safety officer."

Robocop and Juliet.

"But if you change your system preferences to match mine, is it really love?"

Robot Jogger

"The robots have become self-aware and self-loathing. Now all they do is write novels."

"Your feelings may be artificial, but that doesn't mean they're not real."

"Oh! It's you! I was expecting the machine."

"You'll do everything...accounting, marketing, manufacturing...with no pay or benefits...and three years from now we'll trade you in for a newer, sexier model."

',,,And we'd really like a heart for the Tin Man,,,'

That must be my computer date... (Answers door to robot).

"When you say you're behind me 100%, do you mean base ten or binary?"

'If I wasn't meant to destroy the world, God wouldn't have created me with atomic blasters instead of hands.'

"Behold! My greatest improvement to fatherhood. She cooks, cleans, takes care of the kids, burps, and farts. What's more...she self-identifies as a father!"

'Keep in mind, some assembly is required.'

Telephone message - 'This is a recording. If you'd like to speak to a real live human being, forgetaboutit.

"Shouldn't have, you really."

'Okay guys - lights out!'

Employee of the Month

King kong 5 G.

"Why are all of your answers so mechanical?"

Coffee Shop and Battery Charging Station

"You're hired!"

'Why do they call these conventions when everyone here is so unconventional?'