Robot Philosopher Pillows

"He says he feels empty inside."

Machine Yearning

"I wonder if A.I. will inevitably become as tired and depressed as we are."

Robots search for people's personal information in the cloud.

"Technology isn't making me smarter. It's allowing me to be dumb, faster."

"I don't know… Did you try Googling it?"

'The wheel was easy, the owner's manual is hard!'

'What do you mean, I just flunked the Turing test?'

"I'm trying to Google what I was thinking about twenty minutes ago!"

'I have a homepage, therefore I am.'

"Between you, Alexa, and Siri, I'm just in a house surrounded by women who think they know everything."

'Masonry robot, what are you doing?'

"Nice talking to you too, even if you are a recorded message."

"Lately, I've been trying to spend less time staring at the glowing orb."

"I've never read such utter nonsense! There's a guy here reckons we're all living in some kind of computer simulation!"

"It's a self-driving skateboard."

"We found three sort-of Earthlike planets around a nearby star." "Do you think any of them have video games?" "I've been trying to work out the odds of an intelligent species arising and evolving thumbs capable of holding an X-box controller." "Proof of video games would change everything." "I wonder what the aliens on those planets consider sexy." "Living beings creating simulated beings they can smash is the hallmark of an intelligent species."

Computer help.

"Today we'll examine that age old question of robot accomplishment: programming or processor?"

Domestic Spying Drones

I think therefore I am.

Information about information about information about information.

Flea Philosophy.

"The answers to the questions you seek could also be found on Google."

"Whoa - not so fast! I've got to check your browsing history first..."

One can hardly be expected to solve the riddle of existence without a computer

'What does the internet have against my people?'

"I need a pitchfork that's just a pitchfork."

"Siri, are Charlie’s parents to blame for his neurosis?"

"I don't know who will be obsolete first, me or my computer."

The Thinker (with a laptop).

''The Thinker' is an outdated concept.'

Digito Ergo Sum.

"Have you tried turning off your conscious mind and then turning it back on again?"