Robotic Philosopher Pillows

'I thought I had them all figured out, and then they started talking about their 'biological clocks,''

"I wonder if A.I. will inevitably become as tired and depressed as we are."

Robots search for people's personal information in the cloud.

"Technology isn't making me smarter. It's allowing me to be dumb, faster."

"I don't know… Did you try Googling it?"

'The wheel was easy, the owner's manual is hard!'

'What do you mean, I just flunked the Turing test?'

"I'm trying to Google what I was thinking about twenty minutes ago!"

'I have a homepage, therefore I am.'

"Between you, Alexa, and Siri, I'm just in a house surrounded by women who think they know everything."

"Nice talking to you too, even if you are a recorded message."

"Lately, I've been trying to spend less time staring at the glowing orb."

"I've never read such utter nonsense! There's a guy here reckons we're all living in some kind of computer simulation!"

Computer help.

"Today we'll examine that age old question of robot accomplishment: programming or processor?"

"It's a self-driving skateboard."

I think therefore I am.

Domestic Spying Drones

Flea Philosophy.

Information about information about information about information.

"The answers to the questions you seek could also be found on Google."

"I don't know who will be obsolete first, me or my computer."

"Siri, are Charlie’s parents to blame for his neurosis?"

Modern Portrait Gallery

"I need a pitchfork that's just a pitchfork."

'What does the internet have against my people?'

"Whoa - not so fast! I've got to check your browsing history first..."

One can hardly be expected to solve the riddle of existence without a computer

The Thinker (with a laptop).

''The Thinker' is an outdated concept.'

Digito Ergo Sum.

"Have you tried turning off your conscious mind and then turning it back on again?"