Robotic Philosopher Gifts

Robot Psychiatry. But if I get in touch with my inner mechanisms, won't that void my warranty?

'I thought I had them all figured out, and then they started talking about their 'biological clocks,''

"I wonder if A.I. will inevitably become as tired and depressed as we are."

Robots search for people's personal information in the cloud.

"Technology isn't making me smarter. It's allowing me to be dumb, faster."

'The wheel was easy, the owner's manual is hard!'

"I don't know… Did you try Googling it?"

"I'm trying to Google what I was thinking about twenty minutes ago!"

'What do you mean, I just flunked the Turing test?'

'I have a homepage, therefore I am.'

"I've never read such utter nonsense! There's a guy here reckons we're all living in some kind of computer simulation!"

"Between you, Alexa, and Siri, I'm just in a house surrounded by women who think they know everything."

Remember, it's about the journey, not the destination. But sure, I'll keep an eye out for a rest area.

"Nice talking to you too, even if you are a recorded message."

"Lately, I've been trying to spend less time staring at the glowing orb."

"Today we'll examine that age old question of robot accomplishment: programming or processor?"

I downloaded Thoreau's "Civil Disobedience" into it's memory, and now the "command" key isn't working.

"It's a self-driving skateboard."

Computer help.

Flea Philosophy.

Information about information about information about information.

I think therefore I am.

Domestic Spying Drones

"The answers to the questions you seek could also be found on Google."

"Google gets thousands of requests each day to erase links. Most of them seem to go back to my website."

"Siri, are Charlie’s parents to blame for his neurosis?"

Modern Portrait Gallery

'What does the internet have against my people?'

Artificial intelligence discovers racism

"I don't know who will be obsolete first, me or my computer."

One can hardly be expected to solve the riddle of existence without a computer

"I need a pitchfork that's just a pitchfork."

"Whoa - not so fast! I've got to check your browsing history first..."

The Thinker (with a laptop).

Digito Ergo Sum.