Robot Dreamers Pillows

"You all start out as little robots and we keep adding things."

"In twenty seconds, our crew will be traveling fast enough to escape the Earth’s problems."

An astronaut fishes in volcanoes on another planet.

God not-too-happy with the Humans sticking a 'Closing DOWN Sale!' sign on planet Earth

"Your imagination is running wild. That's not a tiny drone sent to spy on us. That's just a fly."

Nails pinning down the hammer that usually strikes them.

"You may now kiss the bride."

'No hay, no grooming, no mucking out and they live in the broom cupboard!'

'I think it's the best thing you've ever done!'

"Jonathan! I've told you not to put your space toys in the freezer and pretend they're on the ice planet!"

'I'm here to ask you for funding for my further development.'

The toothfairy

"Where do you see yourself in five light-years?"

'This is okay, but my ambition is to be an automatic teller.'

"Please, Daddy, just one more conspiracy theory."

Cloud Cuckoo Land, "Sometimes Doris wished that Charlie hadn't stayed so young at heart

'Tell me more about your programmer.'

"You ghosts are pretty cool. I wish I could be more like you..."

"I never know what to tip a drone."

'Why pay the airline $7.00 for a beer, when I can get a drone to deliver 6 for the same price?'

"Find out who's got the licensing rights for this Armageddon thing and get them on the phone - quickly."

I've realized something: It's likely that there's only one way for mankind to reach the stars in our lifetimes. Do tell. Scientists believe we'll be able to upload our minds in just 30 years. That means NASA could upload everyone's mind to a robot, and launch it into space. We wouldn't need life support. We wouldn't be affected by radiation or anything. We could even sleep for the 100 years or so it took to get to the nearest star. Then that robot could build more robots and download our minds t

'No, we are not going on an extreme picnic.'

"A glimmer of hope is fine, Hendricks, but anything more than that will lead to massive disappointment."

Do-over

"Take us to your most influential power couple."

That's no largemouth bass, son - You caught yourself a rare blabbermouth bass. I'm nothin'! A nobody! Throw me back and I'll show you where the really big fish are!

My Hero

"The shareholders were planning to finance your trip to space until they learned that you were expected to return."

"Mission control, we have a problem."

"Only an astronomer would describe a star that's 30 trillion miles away as 'right next door'."

Moonbillies.

"Full...full..full... what the hell rhymes with bull?"

"Someday, God willing, they'll bring the stars down to our eye level so we don't have to strain our necks."

"Baldo, you're smart, but you should study more. Don't you worry about your future?"