Ai Dreamers Pillows

Two manly robots learn to be sensitive.

An astronaut fishes in volcanoes on another planet.

"I have an imaginary friend called Fred, and my dad has one called Alexa."

Home Sweet Home

'What do you mean, I just flunked the Turing test?'

"Your imagination is running wild. That's not a tiny drone sent to spy on us. That's just a fly."

"I need a holiday that guarantees perfect weather, good beaches and romance!"

"I admire your enthusiasm, but you’re not really flying."

'Yes, it is large for a smart phone, but then it does do absolutely everything.'

"I'm sad to hear everybody lived happily ever after. That means no sequels to this story."

it's back to school time, Frank. I think I have everything I need. I have a new backpack, pens, pencils, erasers, notebooks and, of course, a mask. We don't need those anymore. Speak for yourself. Zzzzzzz.

"Maybe I'm aiming too high...maybe 'saving for a cool car' is too hard."

'It's one of our new technology rings, it allows you to download karats.'

"As night falls, You return to claim what isn't yours. . . come at me, sea devil!!!"

"I can't believe Asimov hasn't been cancelled yet. Imagine thinking he can write about our experience!"

"You're hired!"

"What's most exciting about NFTs is the opportunity for dynamic new content."

"What do I do - I'm a mouse pilot, like everybody else."

"My feeling is that while we should have the deepest respect for reality, we should not let it control our lives."

"FREEDOM!!!"

'... And that's where I'm seeking planning permission to build a secret uranium enrichment plant...'

"Do you believe the world is all an illusion?" "I know it is. I know it can be bent by our collective will. When I was born, there were horses and buggies in the streets. But as soon as we all believed we could do it, we went to the moon." "Oh, I agree. That's why I'm trying to get the whole internet to retweet 'It's possible to upload our minds into immortal robot bodies.' If the entire hive mind of Earth tweets that at the same time, it's got to come true." "I hope not. I'd hate for you to end

You have reached the end of your brain...

"I'm terrible with names, but never fail at fingerprint, facial or voice recognition."

Rainbow/Horizon

'Welcome to digital - you now have more of what you didn't want than you ever thought possible!'

"Imagine There's No Heaven. It's Easy If You Try..."

'This is okay, but my ambition is to be an automatic teller.'

"I don't know - the minute I figured out how to make it self-aware it realized it was naked, ran, and hid from me."

"Alexa...order my shopping!"

Well, those election results certainly surprised me. Me too, little buddy. But that's because when I went to sleep last night, I had a dream … that Robert F. Kennedy had lived, he appointed Carl Sagan as science advisor and head of NASA, Sagan took us to Mars in 1991, and Donald Trump spent the rest of his days founding casinos and selling real estate degrees on the red planet. Meanwhile, in the 2016 election, Martin Luther King Jr. narrowly defeated Sonny Bono. I just meant I'd forgotten we wer

Virtual Reality Shop. I think our business here will expand as actual reality becomes more and more unbelievable.

"Find out who's got the licensing rights for this Armageddon thing and get them on the phone - quickly."

"I hope that wish list you just sent to Santa wasn't too big." "Our server just crashed!"

'...and a beautiful witch gave me some little red slippers, but I couldn't get them on.'