Rockstar Enthusiast Gifts

What math teachers fantasize.

He played the infamous suicide note.

"Try this medication. It's worked for my other patients who were dropped by their labels."

Freddie Mercury

"10th Anniversary Woodstock Reunion'

At the rock concert...

'Man, times have changed.'

Italica

R.I.P. ZZ Top - Dusty Hill 1949-2021

Eric Clapton.

'Not even close man - easy listening's around the corner.'

'I don't know much about history, don't know much biology ... but we'll be OK if there's a round on song lyrics.'

Tina Turner

Liam Gallagher.

Steve Howe.

Young boy thinks he's spotted an old rocker.

Jimi Hendrix.

"The guy who wrote 'The Frog Chorus' is sounding kinda croaky."

The meaning of life is to avoid falling rocks

Nick Cave

Johnny Winter.

The concert was going smoothly until Frankenstein's band played a ballad.

Rock star uses phone on stage: 'Hang on Mom, I'm just putting you on speakerphone.'

Listening to Coldplay.

Paul was Generally Considered the Cutest Apostle

Easy & Hard Listening Rock Radio.

'Horace spends his spare time being a rock critic.'

"Face it, Mom. I'm not going to college. I want to be a Rockette!"

Nick Cave

Not-so-easy listening...

"It's people like you who are ruining rock and roll for the rest of us."

"My Aunt Agatha – feminist, civil rights activist, philanthropist, sound engineer for 'Cheap Trick at Budokan.'"

Ozzy Osbourne

'Row, row, row your boat, Gently down the stream...'

50,000 BC: The First Engagement Ring.