Rockstar Enthusiast Gifts

What math teachers fantasize.

He played the infamous suicide note.

"Try this medication. It's worked for my other patients who were dropped by their labels."

"10th Anniversary Woodstock Reunion'

At the rock concert...

'Man, times have changed.'

Italica

'Not even close man - easy listening's around the corner.'

R.I.P. ZZ Top - Dusty Hill 1949-2021

'I don't know much about history, don't know much biology ... but we'll be OK if there's a round on song lyrics.'

Tina Turner

Young boy thinks he's spotted an old rocker.

Johnny Winter.

Rock star uses phone on stage: 'Hang on Mom, I'm just putting you on speakerphone.'

The concert was going smoothly until Frankenstein's band played a ballad.

The meaning of life is to avoid falling rocks

Paul was Generally Considered the Cutest Apostle

'Row, row, row your boat, Gently down the stream...'

Not-so-easy listening...

Easy & Hard Listening Rock Radio.

"My Aunt Agatha – feminist, civil rights activist, philanthropist, sound engineer for 'Cheap Trick at Budokan.'"

"Face it, Mom. I'm not going to college. I want to be a Rockette!"

50,000 BC: The First Engagement Ring.

'Horace spends his spare time being a rock critic.'

"What am I, chopped liver?"

"It's people like you who are ruining rock and roll for the rest of us."

Rod Stewart

Band Aid-style rock stars wear T-shirts that read : 'Feed my ego'.