Rockstar Fan Gifts

'The Ubangi were so remote I was the first white man they's ever seen - apart from Bono.'

"I remember him before he was getting hte winter fuel allowance."

Fuzz - Max smashes his guitar.

Hey, I think I found something. Heavy metal detector.

Liam Gallagher.

The Porkypine Pals Christmas Adventure - Part Five

'When played backwards these say terrible things like 'do your homework' and 'clean your room.''

Steve Howe.

Johnny Winter.

"He's got a great future behind him!"

"Do you have anything by The Damned."

'I'm with the band.'

'He may be the Messiah, but he's no Springsteen.'

'Here's one my dad wrote.'

David Bowie: "I don't know where I'm going from here but I promise it won't be boring."

Pete Townshend

'He's so hip he even used rock 'n roll-on deodorant.'

Gregg Allman

The Porkypine Pals Christmas Adventure - Part Four

Original punks go to reunion

Nick Cave.

'Forgotten Hits.' A punk sings, 'Septic Fields Forever.'

Freeberg

Liam Gallagher

Prince, another that knocks Heaven's Doors

'That's nothing I am one million years old and if I had their kind of money I would be a boulder in my own Canyon.'

"Thus, the Yardbirds begat Cream, Spencer Davis Group begat Traffic, Cream and Traffic begat Blind Faith, and Blind Faith begat Derek and the Dominos and Ginger Baker's Air Force..."

Heavy Metal Scrap Merchants.

He played the infamous suicide note.

March 8, 2030: the debut of 'Rocky 19.'

"From rocker to rocker."

Fuzz - Max almost chokes on his own vomit.

Blondie/Debbie Harry (caricature)

"No, I said I love U2."

"I feel stupid and contagious"