Rockstar Dreams Gifts

Zappo's Air Guitars.

The $68.00 comeback special

"Think of it as buying in – not selling out."

...gon make you sweat...gon make you groove

"I remember him before he was getting hte winter fuel allowance."

Rocking Witches.

Fuzz - Max smashes his guitar.

Rock and Roll

'I'm sure I could lie on my back waving my feet in the air if I could play the saxophone.'

"The time has come for some tough cost-cutting decisions, and I'm forced to ask myself, do we really need a bass?"

' I said, you WIN, I'll pay your dorm rent!!!'

Rock On

"He's got a great future behind him!"

'Forget whale song, I'm giving them some death metal.'

Fuzz - Fuzzy says 'let me hear you say yeah!'

"Unfortunately, father never quite got over being asked to reform the band for Live Aid in the '80s."

"The next one is a hard-rockin', kick-ass, take-no-prisoners tune we wrote about turning sixty."

'When are you going to give up this 9 to 5 nonsense and become a rock star like your brother?'

Dino Fest

'He's so hip he even used rock 'n roll-on deodorant.'

Christine McVie

'Forget your two million pound recording contract. When are you going to get a steady job?'

'I'm with the band.'

'Here's one my dad wrote.'

Guitar Hero.

"I'd like to stay, sir, but time is running out if I want to start a rock group."

'I like the way you handle responsibility, Mac, so I'm going to blame some stuff on you.'

Guitar.

Thinning Hair/ Erectile Dysfunction/ One Foot in the Grave.

After finishing his 5 minute guitar riff, John realized the silence was due to his filling in on the traditional service worship team that particular Sunday morning.