Rockstar Dreams Gifts

Zappo's Air Guitars.

The $68.00 comeback special

Surviver Guilt

"Think of it as buying in – not selling out."

Anna Calvi

Elvis Presley

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"I remember him before he was getting hte winter fuel allowance."

...gon make you sweat...gon make you groove

Rocking Witches.

Fuzz - Max smashes his guitar.

Liam Gallagher.

Steve Howe.

Rock and Roll

'I'm sure I could lie on my back waving my feet in the air if I could play the saxophone.'

"The time has come for some tough cost-cutting decisions, and I'm forced to ask myself, do we really need a bass?"

Rock On

' I said, you WIN, I'll pay your dorm rent!!!'

"He's got a great future behind him!"

"Unfortunately, father never quite got over being asked to reform the band for Live Aid in the '80s."

'Forget whale song, I'm giving them some death metal.'

Fuzz - Fuzzy says 'let me hear you say yeah!'

"The next one is a hard-rockin', kick-ass, take-no-prisoners tune we wrote about turning sixty."

'When are you going to give up this 9 to 5 nonsense and become a rock star like your brother?'

Dino Fest

'I'm with the band.'

'Forget your two million pound recording contract. When are you going to get a steady job?'

'He's so hip he even used rock 'n roll-on deodorant.'

Christine McVie

'Elton John'

'Here's one my dad wrote.'

Guitar Hero.

'I like the way you handle responsibility, Mac, so I'm going to blame some stuff on you.'

"I'd like to stay, sir, but time is running out if I want to start a rock group."

Guitar.