Rockstar Strategies Gifts

'Okay boys, the single is terrible but if we can make a nasty video for it that gets banned, we got us a No1'

"Quit stalling, Smithers. Where's the SALES chart?"

"I remember him before he was getting hte winter fuel allowance."

'Let's throw ball. Running game not working.'

Fuzz - Max smashes his guitar.

"Oh good, you brought Robert's rules of order."

Liam Gallagher.

'The grammar's awful and the spelling's atrocious - otherwise it's an impressive CV.'

And this is a little ditty I wrote called 'the third quarters profit and loss account' ...Colin often wished that he'd followed his first love and taken up a career as a musician

Thin Tank and Emote Tank.

"These are excellent qualifications... so good that our largest competitor would gladly pay you twice as much."

Zappo's Air Guitars.

Smoke and Mirrors: Harold couldn't work out why his new store wasn't getting any customers.

'Larry, you have everything it takes to go far in this company, but a word of advice: lose the laugh.'

"He's got a great future behind him!"

"A Japanese company will deliver them to us for �6.75 a thousand."

'When you approach a customer, don't have your hands in your pockets.'

"I need to take a call. Argue amongst yourselves."

'I spent today with out spindoctor, and boy, am I dizzy.'

"Building a ninja-attracting business culture is easy. Keeping them focused on equity-based financial analysis? Not so easy."

The Conservative majority in parliament leaves the Liberal party powerless

'Here's one my dad wrote.'

Otto von Bismarck

'He's so hip he even used rock 'n roll-on deodorant.'

He's got 'I'm in grant renewal heaven' all over him.

"Where do you see yourself in five moves?"

"The boss won't be able to make it on time. He asked us to reschedule this meeting to discuss the agenda for our next meeting where we're going to brainstorm strategies to prevent procrastination in the workplace."

Prince, another that knocks Heaven's Doors

F&E Antiques. Ernie, tell customers that we restocked our inventory, not that we have "all new antiques."

The Ins and Outs of childhood

"From rocker to rocker."

George Smith Patton

Charts and Graphs Greatest Hits

Ferrero Rocker

Fuzz - Max almost chokes on his own vomit.