Office Rockstar Gifts

And this is a little ditty I wrote called 'the third quarters profit and loss account' ...Colin often wished that he'd followed his first love and taken up a career as a musician

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"He really embodies the soul of mid-level management blues."

"It's our belief that Mr. Wetherall is one of the very few C.E.O.s in America who can do Chuck Berry."

'He puts them on hold so he can do background music.'

In basket-case.

"Clear my schedule for the next five minutes. I feel the need for some spontaneous frivolity."

"Hey, you stick your neck out on a regular basis, it's gonna happen. The important thing is to just get up and keep moving forward."

"Rolled-up sleeves, no coat, loose tie...it's my casual confrontational look."

"We've decided your suggestion to have a day care center here at work has merit."

"I remember him before he was getting hte winter fuel allowance."

"My favorite way to start the day...coffee, danish, and a data dump."

"I'm telling you, she's the best in her field."

Fuzz - Max smashes his guitar.

'You're developing a reputation as something of a cowboy, Henderson.'

Liam Gallagher.

Darren had lost his edge as a 'yes' man...

'The grammar's awful and the spelling's atrocious - otherwise it's an impressive CV.'

Do not think outside the box!

"These are excellent qualifications... so good that our largest competitor would gladly pay you twice as much."

"It drives me mad when people act as though we had nothing to do except write moronic memorandum..."

'Sorry, you failed the aptitude test.' -'Thankfully I own the company.'

'The company was quite generous. They gave me a whole day off for the funeral.'

"With great power comes great, great stress."

"He's got a great future behind him!"

"The figures for the last quarter are in. We made significant gains in the fifteen-to-twenty-six-year-old age group, but we lost our immortal souls."

"The holidays are finished George, get over it!"

'When you approach a customer, don't have your hands in your pockets.'

'And I see that Derek continues to ignore our company's dress code...'

I stamped out smiley faces in your handwritten memos, and by George, I'll do the same with emoticons in your emails!

'We've got trouble, Henderson - Your people got with my people and decided they didn't need us.'

'He's so hip he even used rock 'n roll-on deodorant.'

"I pride myself on being able to walk that fine line between misdemeanor and felony."

"Yeah? Well, tell him that in this company Gandhi-like resistance wouldn't have worked for Gandhi, either."

"If I could quit tomorrow, I'd be gone yesterday."