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He's got 'I'm in grant renewal heaven' all over him.

"I remember him before he was getting hte winter fuel allowance."

Fuzz - Max smashes his guitar.

Liam Gallagher.

'The grammar's awful and the spelling's atrocious - otherwise it's an impressive CV.'

And this is a little ditty I wrote called 'the third quarters profit and loss account' ...Colin often wished that he'd followed his first love and taken up a career as a musician

"These are excellent qualifications... so good that our largest competitor would gladly pay you twice as much."

' I said, you WIN, I'll pay your dorm rent!!!'

"He's got a great future behind him!"

'He's so hip he even used rock 'n roll-on deodorant.'

"Building a ninja-attracting business culture is easy. Keeping them focused on equity-based financial analysis? Not so easy."

'Here's one my dad wrote.'

Guitar.

Prince, another that knocks Heaven's Doors

"Doesn't anybody play the harp anymore?"

He played the infamous suicide note.

"From rocker to rocker."

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'Impressive resume. Great interview. But can you rock?'

"Papi, I don't think I play the guitar very well."

'I never learned to walk on two legs, and I've done all right for myself.'

'We got Ethan this accordion to make some extra money. People pay him not to play it.'

Freddie Mercury

'Bob, we know that you can do the job, even though you did exaggerate your resume.'

'You say here you're a people person.'

PERSONNEL, 'Your resume has everything but verisimilitude.''

Marilyn Manson.

"For the last time, Bellows, it's stomp stomp clap, we will, we will rock. Now, from the top..."

"To be honest, I'd rather take guitar lessons, but my parents so look forward to hockey season."

"Try this medication. It's worked for my other patients who were dropped by their labels."

'Boy...usually it just gently weeps.'

Head of Rubbish to fox - 'We're looking for new holes in the ground.'

"It's our belief that Mr. Wetherall is one of the very few C.E.O.s in America who can do Chuck Berry."

'Just which heavy metal did you say Edwards is researching?'