Interview Rockstar Gifts

"Tell me why you want to work for Schimpf and associates?"

"I remember him before he was getting hte winter fuel allowance."

Fuzz - Max smashes his guitar.

Rock and Roll

'The grammar's awful and the spelling's atrocious - otherwise it's an impressive CV.'

And this is a little ditty I wrote called 'the third quarters profit and loss account' ...Colin often wished that he'd followed his first love and taken up a career as a musician

"The time has come for some tough cost-cutting decisions, and I'm forced to ask myself, do we really need a bass?"

"These are excellent qualifications... so good that our largest competitor would gladly pay you twice as much."

Rock star uses phone on stage: 'Hang on Mom, I'm just putting you on speakerphone.'

The concert was going smoothly until Frankenstein's band played a ballad.

"Iggy Pop? More like Iggy Grandpop."

'Your drug test came back positive. Welcome aboard.'

' I said, you WIN, I'll pay your dorm rent!!!'

Rock On

'I knew it was time to do something when I leapt from the stage to do some body surfing and the crowd parted.'

'Row, row, row your boat, Gently down the stream...'

"He's got a great future behind him!"

'Forget whale song, I'm giving them some death metal.'

"The next one is a hard-rockin', kick-ass, take-no-prisoners tune we wrote about turning sixty."

Rod Stewart

Band Aid-style rock stars wear T-shirts that read : 'Feed my ego'.

'When are you going to give up this 9 to 5 nonsense and become a rock star like your brother?'

'Here's one my dad wrote.'

Christine McVie

Santa Metal Claus