Interview Rockstar Gifts

"Tell me why you want to work for Schimpf and associates?"

Robert Fripp

ZZZZZZZ Top

"I remember him before he was getting hte winter fuel allowance."

Freddie Mercury

Fuzz - Max smashes his guitar.

Liam Gallagher.

Rock and Roll

Jimi Hendrix.

'The grammar's awful and the spelling's atrocious - otherwise it's an impressive CV.'

And this is a little ditty I wrote called 'the third quarters profit and loss account' ...Colin often wished that he'd followed his first love and taken up a career as a musician

'Your drug test came back positive. Welcome aboard.'

Ray Davies

Rock star uses phone on stage: 'Hang on Mom, I'm just putting you on speakerphone.'

"These are excellent qualifications... so good that our largest competitor would gladly pay you twice as much."

"The time has come for some tough cost-cutting decisions, and I'm forced to ask myself, do we really need a bass?"

"Iggy Pop? More like Iggy Grandpop."

Ringo Starr

The concert was going smoothly until Frankenstein's band played a ballad.

Language purists bring correctness to a whole new level, forcing a name change for Ireland's most famous band.

' I said, you WIN, I'll pay your dorm rent!!!'

Rock On

'I knew it was time to do something when I leapt from the stage to do some body surfing and the crowd parted.'

Roger McGuinn

'Forget whale song, I'm giving them some death metal.'

"He's got a great future behind him!"

'Row, row, row your boat, Gently down the stream...'

"The next one is a hard-rockin', kick-ass, take-no-prisoners tune we wrote about turning sixty."

Rod Stewart

'When are you going to give up this 9 to 5 nonsense and become a rock star like your brother?'

Band Aid-style rock stars wear T-shirts that read : 'Feed my ego'.

Santa Metal Claus

Mick Jagger

Peter Gabriel

Christine McVie