Rockstar Researcher Gifts

'Just which heavy metal did you say Edwards is researching?'

"Babe, I'm gonna leave you... It may take a few eons, but I am definitely gonna leave you..."

Need Supercomputer to finish my PhD, Please Help.

...gon make you sweat...gon make you groove

"I remember him before he was getting hte winter fuel allowance."

Rocking Witches.

Fuzz - Max smashes his guitar.

"What lead you to growing human tests in a test tube?"

Rock and Roll

"The time has come for some tough cost-cutting decisions, and I'm forced to ask myself, do we really need a bass?"

Genetic Fingerprinting.

Rock On

' I said, you WIN, I'll pay your dorm rent!!!'

"He's got a great future behind him!"

'Forget whale song, I'm giving them some death metal.'

"The next one is a hard-rockin', kick-ass, take-no-prisoners tune we wrote about turning sixty."

Dino Fest

"Building a ninja-attracting business culture is easy. Keeping them focused on equity-based financial analysis? Not so easy."

Great progress has been made in the science of genetic clowning.

Impartial Testing: "Eeny, meeny, money, moe..."

'I'm with the band.'

'Here's one my dad wrote.'

'He's so hip he even used rock 'n roll-on deodorant.'

Guitar Hero.

Christine McVie

Three Scientists Who Discovered Gravity Before Isaac Newton Did

He's got 'I'm in grant renewal heaven' all over him.

"I'd like to stay, sir, but time is running out if I want to start a rock group."

Guitar.

'Are you sure Anderson is working on the Human Genome Project?'

After finishing his 5 minute guitar riff, John realized the silence was due to his filling in on the traditional service worship team that particular Sunday morning.

'Ever since I had a disease named after me, people seem to keep their distance.'